Walk softly and carry a big stick.- Roosevelt

llauoyetahi:

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Utterly amazing.

teamcoco:

When we’re desperate for audience members, we “borrow” some from Ellen. [more photos]

textsfrombennett:

Bennett is pro-life.

gamefreaksnz:

Now available as a print on Deviant art.

Spread the word, gaming is a positive element. 

theonion:

Human Civilization Brings Out Worst In Area Man

COLUMBUS, OH—Sources close to local resident Justin Krypel admitted to reporters this week that while the 34-year-old account executive was ”basically a good guy at heart,” human civilization has a tendency to bring out the worst in him.

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theonion:

Obama Launches More Realistic ‘I Have Big Ideas But We’ll See How It Goes’ Campaign Slogan

CHICAGO—After coming to terms with the limited scope of what he can realistically expect to accomplish as president, Barack Obama announced Wednesday a new, more practical campaign slogan that will serve as the cornerstone for his 2012 reelection bid: “I Have Big Ideas But We’ll See How It Goes.”

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gamefreaksnz:

teevil:

Lords of Time by  nakedderby on sale Wed 04/18/12 at teefury.com

USD$10 for 24 hours only

If you’re a fan of time-traveling Englishmen that utilize phone boxes and screwdrivers, and also a fan of biker gangs, then this shirt is for you!